PA SAYS

First Pa said Theodore was a lizzy-nizzy. He let that go, but when Pa said he was too sporty because he spent a nickel for a ticket for a voting contest for the fairest girl in town, Pa's daughter, of course, then Theodore decided to settle Pa. He played at being a lady. Then Pa said he might not be as young as he used to be, but Ma came along. So Pa said all on the sly, "Go to it, Theodore."

The Crew

Dorothy Gish

Dot

Edward Dillon

Teddy

Lionel Barrymore

Teddy's Rival

Dave Morris

Pa