THE SCHOOL TEACHERS

A pair of schoolteachers sign up for a $19.95 tour of San Francisco’s nightlife. Margaret and Constance meet their tour guide, Mr. Wally, a white pimp wearing shades and a fedora. He drags the two innocent virgins to a sex club and feeds them special drinks called San Francisco Whiz Bangers. After they are both totally drunk, they become part of the show.

The Crew

Elvira Simpson

Margaret

Sylvia Conners

Constance

Robert Washington

Kandi Johnson

Girl in Glasses

Tyler Reynolds

Big George

Ken Scudder